Friday, March 10, 2006

 

A day in the life of Eric

I had a philosophy test today. Naturally I waited until the last minute to study for it, and studying was of the utmost importance because the subject matter on the exam is just so specific that the general osmosis of knowledge into my head during class wasn't nearly enough.

The test had 5 detailed questions that only one of which each student was responsible for. The question we would get would be random. The profesor gave the class all 5 questions during our last class so we had a very good idea what we were in for. I decided to look up the answers to all 5 questions in my text book and on spark notes in order to answer each question fully. Thing is I didn't start this whole process until last night at like 11:30 and when I got home I was high as a kite. I managed to go over fully 2 out of the 5 questions and mad a plan for today before class.

I woke up at fucking 7:30 in the morning and took some adderall to help with the staying awake and general concentration skills. It worked. I went over in crazy detail the answers to the remaining 3 questions and wrote them all out on my computer as to make the perfect study sheet for the exam. Thing is I generally get pretty anxious about tests and adderall isn't really the best thing to be on for that sort of thing so I took some alprozolom (like zanex, it helps relaxation) an hour before actually taking the test.

Well, my drug intensive plan worked. I think I did just fine and that I deserve a reward. I'm totally getting high. I'm a model for self medication. Thanks for listening.

Comments:
You should post your full answer to the question when you recieve your grade.
 
I think you have a drug problem
 
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